Saturday, November 29, 2008

Okay I know but I wanted you to see this!!!





Now this is strange, Its not time for them to be dropping there antlers. They are just now picking up the doe's. And here this guy is a forked horn with only one antler.... but he has three babes. He wont have them for long he will lose the first fight he gets in and I seen a big four point buck near by (pictures of him will be posted on "Ken's blog" tomorrow). But now here is the funny part. Two years ago I was at my brothers, which is where I took these pictures. And there was a buck that had one antler that was close to a foot long and the other one was about 6 inches. But it was the left antler on the other one and the right on this one. but the pictures were taken about 100 feet and two years apart!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

OF COURSE I SHOULD OF KNOWN!!

CAN I EVER HAVE A CONTEST WHEN I DON'T HAVE DRAWS? I THINK NOT!!
I WILL RE POST THE DRAWS AND WE WILL TRY THIS AGAIN TOMORROW.
THE TIES WERE ROUND ONE OF THE VIEWS AND ROUND TWO OF THE BIRDS SO GO BACK AND LOOK AND I WILL POST BOTH SETS TOMORROW FOR ONE MORE DAY OF VOTING. IF THEY COME OUT A TIE AGAIN I WILL TOSS A COIN. HEADS WILL BE "A" AND TAILS "B".

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Round one is over.... but

I will give you in tell Monday night to vote on them.
There are a total of 9 sets so make sure you voted on them all.
I will then run the three winners from each one against each other, then the three winners of that round will be the winners, and then one must be chosen as the grand champion. That one I will inter in the next photo contest on line.

Last day for the Animals


Picture "A" The Chipmonk



Picture "B" Big buck little buck

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Last of the birds


Picture "A" Common Merganser




Picture "B" A Woodpecker

Friday, November 14, 2008

These are the lst of the "Views"
Picture "A"




Picture "B"

Thursday, November 13, 2008

A day for Trix day six (yes Trixie its your day)


Picture "A" the big buck




Picture "B" the big buck

Trixie I named this day for you because you have been such a good player (and your name went well in the title.)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Day five and its alive

Picture "A" young love

Picture "B" my friend the swan

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Contest part 3


Picture "A" sleeping Buck
Both of these were hard shots to get... the funny thing is I got them both the same day.

Picture "B" two Doe's

Sunday, November 9, 2008

And the contest continues

Picture "A" mallard duck
Picture "B" the Wood duck

Now remember you can still vote on yesterdays pictures. And any you happen to miss up in tell its done.
















Saturday, November 8, 2008

Who knew 2

Picture "A"
















Picture "B"



Who knew I was going to have a contest? Not you I'm sure, I didn't even know my self in tell last night! A friend wanted me to have a best looking friend contest...at first I thought no I would not do it, then I thought that he was an ass hole for thinking my friends couldn't hold a candle to his girl friend and I was all set to show him just how good looking all my friends are. But last night as I tried to plan this attack out I got the feeling that it would belittle my friends or cheapen them like they were a piece of meat. Well my friends mean to much to me so I thought I could still have this contest just not use humans as subjects. So I am having one with pictures that I have taken,. Well I'm thinking of three really. One of animals, one of birds and one of scenery. I will be posting two pictures every day for you to chose from. you tell me which one you like best by the letters A or B. if you miss a day you can scroll down and post you vote at a later time. At the end I will have 3 winners, and then I will have a three way run off to see which picture gets to be the picture of the year. then that picture will be entered in the next photo competition that comes up. and all three will be entered in the fair this next year.




So here are the first two.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Who knew? 1

Who knew that there was this election thing that was going to steal the thunder of the grand opening of this revamped blog? Why was I the last one to find out?
Shouldn't they like let people know when we are going to have this thing going on?
I mean how many of you knew this was going on?

So anyway I was really disappointed that we were not given a notice to an election of this magnitude. You know like have it on TV or the Internet. But we have a new president elect and we will be heading down a new path. Cross your fingers and lets hope he can do what he says.

The world changed over night and it wasn't do to my blog.....WHO KNEW?

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Yep its a new name and a new game

That's right you will still be able (and I hope you all do) to ask questions.
And I will be asking you questions, and the "Who knew" part well is just that who knew? Like who knew I was going to put a name change and make this the real hot topic of the day.... I was waiting for a day when nothing important was going on so I would get all the thunder.....WHO KNEW?

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Sunday's Question #10


Do you believe in GHOST and why?


I thought this would be a fitting question, And if I get some good story's from you I will tell you why or why not I believe in them. This is going to be the first bit in the rebirth of this blog!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Its on hold??????

This blob is on hold while I figure out just what I want to do with it.
I have started a new blog and invite you to check it out.
www.ken-weiw.blogspot.com Please start with the first post and read from there.

You may still leave me questions on here and I will answer them..... that is the trouble I'm having no questions.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Sunday the 26th is the end

I will be closing this blog on the 26th of this month. It was fun but I just don't have enough questions to keep it up. I'm planing another blog but I will give it more thought so it does not fail.
Thanks to all who played and all who commented on it.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sunday's question # 9

This one is going to be a hard, but I have faith in my readers!

Q" Will the U.S. go into a depression ? and why or why not?

So that's 2 questions you can handle it!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Trying to get caught up so may be a couple today!!

Well I might get caught up if I can stay on track, but that's hard I am such a busy boy!

GMJ, has asked a question that I'm not sure about the answer....Not of course I know the answer.

Q: Have you ever driven 74 between Pendelton and Heppner?
(that is in the great state of Oregon for those who are wondering)

A: NO, but I was riding shotgun down it about 25 years ago. does that count.
Why do you ask?


I hope that this claers it up fopr you.

Monday, October 6, 2008

If I were woman?


Giggles has asked a rather strange question (and I do mean strange) She wants to know what I would do if I were to be a woman for 1 day. so this is how it was asked.



Q: If you were a woman for one day, What would you spend the day doing?


This is a question that really had me thinking, I had never pondered this before.

And that's why the award!


A: I would spend every last second I could in an all woman's gym, for 2 reasons.

1) So I wouldn't have to worry about some guy hitting on me.

2) so I could find out what all the hot chicks really want out of a man, and then the next day I could be there for them. (What did you want me to say!)


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Where have you been?

This blog is dependent on you so my question for this week is;

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sunday's question #7

Which one makes the better pet, a Cat or a Dog and why?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Joe gets NUMBER 2 congrats to him


Joe asked the magic question, one that I have been waiting for, for 54 posts!

And here is the award winning question.


Q: Why at the end of your posts do you put "I hope that this clears it up for you."

Shouldn't you be sure it did?


A: Well Joe, when it comes to you and my other regular readers I am sure. But with all the black boxes and random hits we get one can never be to sure about who lands on your site.

So I leave that little note to let them know that I can draw them a little picture or even spell it out a bit if needed.


And so far you are the only person to ask about that at the end of my posts. I have had other readers comment around it like " yes that does clear it up for me thanks" but you are the first to "ask me why." and for that you get the Question award. Hold it dear to your computer they don't get given out easy.


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Friday, September 26, 2008

They want to be players do they?

Another text question or two, I think she is having a bad day or she thinks I am easily stumped.
But my friend Kateka well get her answers. Then I will deal with the reason for them.

Q: 1.) Why must people try to be big and bad?

A: Well this should be quite clear, they just want there way and they want to look cool in doing it
They put up this front and try to be something they are not. The funny thing about it is after a time it well blow up in there face.

There can only be one answer guy, and that's as cool as you can get!

Q: 2) Why do they think that their poo don't smell bad?

A: Because they have had their heads up their poo hole for so long there noses don't work right and they need to see a doctor. Trust me there are two things we all have, opinions and poo holes and they both stink most of the time!

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

More on my man Bigfoot

GMJ, I'm sorry this is so late! I have been real busy and had set this aside.
But here is you questions and your answers.

This is how it came to me.
Does Bigfoot have a Sir name ?(1)
An address? (2) I'm not asking for his SS#. Okay I will settle for a P. O. Box. Another puzzling thought what does he eat? (3)

1.) Yes he does, and for $29.99 (cash only) I will send it to you.

2.) That will cost you $49.99 ( and again cash only)

3.) When you smell like trash, covered in hair and are 7' tall you eat what ever you want. Who is going to stop you. (well that's what he tells me anyway)

And the SS# would be $99.99 if you really want it.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Is it getting warm out here?

SOMS has come up with a question that has the world on the edge of its seat.
And now I will answer the question and put it to rest once and for all.
See if the world leaders would of come to me with this we would of moved on a long time ago.

So here it is.
Q: Is global warming real or not?

A: Okay, first hell no - Warming, I don't know about where you live but last winter started in Sept. and lasted in tell June. that don't sound like warming. That sounds like global cooling!. And of course I have an easy fix for this. All we need to do is get everyone who is old enough to play with a bic lighter out side every morning and lite it up. If they would hold it out there in tell they burn (not bad just that they would drop it) fingers that would reverse the effects of the global COOLING. Then I will feel more like a young man my bones wont ache from the cold.


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What we do 4 you

Well another first here at at the ask blog!
I have gotten questions posted here and on my other blog, via e-mail, even on myspace but this question came via a text message! My public loves me....( that's why I don't even get 1 question a day...they don't want to wear me out) Oh the love!!!

Here's the question;

Q: Why do women usually live longer than men?

A: Because we men as a rule do most of the hard labor ( yes I know you push out the kids) and at least as much of the stress work in our day to day lives. But we don't mind bending over backwards, pampering you to no end. It gives us such a great joy to end our pathetic little lives sooner just to please you.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sundays question # 6

Bigfoot is it true or a myth. and why do you think so?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

GMJ wanys to know my secret.


Q: City, you are cracking me up. So, tell me how you got these shots? Salt lick?


GMJ left this on my #1 blog. I don't think she knew what she had done. (but I did tell her)

She was talking about some pictures of 3 bucks I took down the street from my home.

So here is your answer.


A: I have been tracking deer for 40 years now. I have learned to think like them. I know what they are going to do before they do. (plus I can talk to them.... which always helps)

I just ask them to stand like this are to stand like that, and they do it. The only reason they are looking at me is I asked them to. Like the big buck, I said "hey big guy strike a pose for me" and he said "you bet ya Ken" (see I'm on first name bases with them)


Now as far as the second Question, Are you calling me a salt lick or asking me if I need one!

Either way I will answer both.

No I am not a salt lick!

And no I don't need one either, that much salt is bad for you.


No the truth is that I approach them slowly and am always watching their ears and their tails for that is how I judge their temperament. And I always back away watching them. I have found that by doing that, I can return in a few minutes and get even closer to them. They know I'm not going to hurt them and they relax a little.


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Giggle's wants to know!

Well we don't want Giggles to have to wait any longer. she is with child and if she gets to upset she could unleash Rat girl on us and that would be a bad thing... (I shutter to think what could happen)

Q: What was my most embarrassing moment?

She has no fear this one! lol

Funny you should ask this.......
Are you tapped in on my phone, for I was just talking about this with my sister the other day!

A: It was my 8th birthday, we were going to roast hot dogs out side before my cub scout meeting that night. I went out and was cutting sticks for the hot dogs I needed 8 2 brothers 3 sisters (1 was a foster sister for those who know I have just 2 sisters) mom and dad and my self.
My mom said that I should cut extras in case some caught fire.... sounded good to me. so I did as asked. (first time for everything you know) While my dad started the fire. Then one of my cub scout buddy's showed up. Said that his mom and dad had something to do and he was going to the meeting with us. ( again sounded good to me John was one of my best friends). But as more and more of my den showed up I figured out it was a surprise party. And we all were having a blast.

Then came time to light the candles on the cup cakes my mother had made for us. remember I'm 8 and I was lighting the candles.....Yep I burned my left fore finger but good. My father wrapped it up with the biggest blue bag of ice you have ever seen. The damn thing was 1/2 as big as I was, for Pete's sake! Then off the the meeting where I was to get a patch. At the end of the meeting when I was called up to get my patch (which I was so proud of) I tried to hid this LARGE blue bag I had on my hand. When the scout master handed me my patch he turned me to face the crowd (note he did not do this with the other scouts). Then informed them that it was my birthday and they all started singing happy birthday to me....All this time my huge bag of ice had sprung a leak and there was a large puddle on the floor at my feet looking as if I had pissed my pants...

Now was this a true story or was this something that my brain made up just for you?

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Roasted chicken or scrambled eggs that is the ?

Here's one from my Trix girl! She is trying to stump me, We wont let that happen over a easy question as this.

I was wondering when this question was going to hit here. I thought it would of come from MIT or Stanford, maybe even Yale. But I should of known it would come from someone smarter than them. (see I know how to score points)


Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The egg, it had to be. Although what laid the egg was close to being a chicken, it could not of been. But what came out of the egg was a chicken. Plus it makes me sound so smart and will impress Trix, so that's my answer.

Now if you don't believe in evolution, then i am wrong and it is the exact opposite of what I said, which will make me right and I score the points anyway.


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Your day in court!

I will make this long story a little shorter, but the question will be intact.
Maria ( I have no way to shorten it so it will stay Maria) Is going to court against a sleaze ball.
(yes I can call him a sleaze ball its my blog and i will always take the woman's side...I'm no dumb ass)

She wants to put a good impression on the judge. Now I know some thing about impressing judges having been in front of one or two in my time. ( of course I was innocent... how dare you even think that)

So here is the question;

Q: Its at 8:45 (court that is) in the morning, what should I wear?

A: Well if I was a judge I would want you looking good!
A mini skirt with knee high boots and a low "V" neck sweater and maybe some chewing gum.
You will win your case in record setting time, maybe even in the history of the court.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Fly/Bee or Bee/Fly, thats why you ask the answer guy

Okay, This question comes from Sunshine on my shoulders or as I will call her (SOMS)

Q:How do you know my picture is a fly and not a bee?
I've been googling to try to find out exactly what it is and haven't come up with anything conclusive.

A; If you look at the way it holds its wings out away from its body, that's a dead give away, also if you would of seen the way it flies that too would of told you. Bee's hold their wings in over there body kind of like closed up. (some fly's do this also). But I must mention that a wasp will also hold its wings out a way from its body, but it is a wasp not a Bee.

But the main thing that tells me it a fly is the fact that we have them here and I have held them in my hand and never been stung.

Now you now why you ask the answer guy, I know all the answers (at least in my world anyway)

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Monday, September 15, 2008

My answers I think ?

Okay, I'm not sure this is where I should be putting this, but it was a question asked of me, so here is where I put it. (Its the tough decisions that make me great ya know)

M&M Wants to know what my answers would be to my own questions? I almost
said NO, I won't answer my own questions, It sounded like talking to my self but only everyone
can see. But then I figured that you would find out sooner or later that I did, Anyway so here we go!

1. State boarders
2. = money exchange
3. Its so hard to improve on this....I just don't know

(Translated that means I don't have enough time or room to put it to post)

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Sunday's Question #5 X3

I need one answer from you on each one of these. ( I know its hard but I know you can do it)

One thing you would change in your country

One thing you would change in the world
And
One thing you would change in your self

Thanks for playing.

Friday, September 12, 2008

AND THE VERY FIRST AWARD GOES TO ?


M&M, (sounds of clapping, whistling, ew's and ah's)

I can't believe she gets 2 awards from me in one week!

And this award has no strings attached to it.

It's yours to take home and display it where it looks best.(right above (not in) the fire place would look nice)


Now of all the questions I have gotten these (yes again, more than one (but she did learn to count)) were the hardest to get the right answers for!. But of course I did get the answers.


I will brake the first 3 down so they can be answered properly, and the others will follow.

(yes I did say others she was on a roll)

Here are the questions in her own words!


nnnnnnooooooooooooo (and that is an exact quote)

Oh the defeat is too much!

Why? Why? Why?

Oops was that 3 questions?

Oh now its four

See what you've done?

(five)



I told you she learned to count.


Q:1 Why?


A:1 Because you only voted the one time! you should of cheated!


Q:2 Why?


A:2 Because the other voters did cheat!


Q:3 Why?


A: well now you are just being silly! (its Friday you've been to the pub already huh!)


Q:4 Oops was three questions, now four!


A:4 Why yes it was, and is.


Q:5 See what you've done?


A:5 Yes I do and now all my readers do too.

I have given the very first highly coveted QUESTION AWARD to the lady from Scotland!

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU M&M!!!!


I hope you hang it with pride!


I mean, I hope that this clears it up for you.



AND THE WINNER IS!


RED ROCKER by a landslide, and it only took 2 tries to do it.


I wasn't sure she was going to get named before she hit 3,000 miles

or not. (made it with 46 miles to spare)


Thank you all for voting.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The sky is falling, The sky is falling...NOT!

Okay, we are now not just getting bloggers, e-mails and myspace people to submit questions. We now have spouses! Cool! like the header says all are welcome to play (see I mean what I say)
So this one comes from Giggles hubby, (we will call him Giggles hubby for short).

Q: Do you think that the world will be destroyed by the science experiments happening in Geneva Sweden...and why?

First I think its OUT SIDE Geneva, For Christ sake the thing is 27 miles long, well if you straightened it out it would be.
And what do you mean "Do I think", I don't think I'm not the, I think guy!
I'm the answer guy. Your wife should of told you this, or you could of read the header where it says "you ask, I answer". It doesn't say "you ask, I think!" OK now on with the question (these newbie players I tell ya)

A: This super collideier as it is called, will not cause mini black holes to form sinking to the center of the earth and consuming us as we go kicking and screaming to our deaths.
Some of the brightest minds on earth are working on this! Plus let us not forget we have had others for years, this one is just bigger and more powerful.
The storm that we have been hearing is from some scientists that didn't get to work on the project and are jealous.

Plus if I'm wrong well I guess you can tease me about it later then! Oh no you can't hahaha
I hope that this clears it up for you!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Sundays question #4

Q: If you could change 1 of mother natures laws what would it be?

Joe, practically

Okay here is Joe again (Joe i really like your questions, you need to play often!) And he will be on my blog list as soon as i get the time to do it! (I'm such a busy guy...really)

Q: As far as the question posed to you...(see the post below) Are you sure you weren't suckin up a little picking Giggles as your favorite...after all wasn't it her who asked the question to begin with?

Now Joe are you reading these post, and not just skimming them, you seem to miss things
in them!

A: I did not list them as 1,2,3,4. And I said I don't play faves. Now I did put Giggles first, but that was to help my case with Aunty Vi (She's HOT man)

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Who is my fave?

Now I don't play faves. (well not that I will admit to anyway)
But I have some I like more than others! Ohhh I'm talking about the adventures of RAT GIRL.
Now you want to read something funny try this one out. I don't need to do a link to it, its listed on the right hand side of my blog!.
But "GiGGeLs" has another question for me. so here we go!

Q: Who is your favorite "the adventures of rat girl" character and why?

A very good question, this is a great cartoon you really must see! I fell in love with it right off!
Okay here it is,,,,Drum roll please.........

A: Giggels, of course is one, I mean who likes Superman and not Clark Kent, Right!
Rat girl, everyone loves a good Hero!
Aunty Vi, I just want to meet her.. (HUBBA, HUBBA) hook a guy up!
Slut, just because of who Rat girl hooked her up with in the last episode. (he is such a sleaze!)
And last but not least.
Postman twat, I know a guy just like him lol!

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Its a record, 4 in 1 week!

This one is from a blogger I have just found this week. If I knew how to do the link thing (some one said they would help me with this but......... you know who you are J_G). Any way her name is Ettarose, and you can link to her from the comments on the post below. Okay here it is.

Its a long one so relax;

Q: Why in your picture, you know the one to the right, my right, it may be your left, do you not look old enough to have a daughter that is 25!

OK now this is supposed to end with a "?" not a "!".
But I will over look it this time its your first time, and it should be special!

A: First I would like to thank you for saying this!. Second I would like to know when the last time you had your eyes checked, and please tell me you don't drive this way!
but really it runs in our family on my Mothers side, she is 74 and we have about the same amount of gray. that and I work hard, play hard and at least once a week I head out into the woods and get away from it all. Then when I return I head straight to my plastic surgeon, or maybe a little botox and BAM I look fabulous.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Third new player this week!

This one comes from down under! Lets all give a warm welcome to Giggles! (the crowd goes wild.....Haaaa haaaaa ) And here is her uhhh question (s). yep the rookie mistake!

Q: So... let me get this straight...We ask you a question, any question, and you do a post answering it? <(see that's a question mark.)

And can it be any question? <(another question mark)

Completely unrelated and random? <(still another one)

Seriously... that is my question.

Okay, first I counted 3 "?" marks, which is not a first here(right M & M). I really don't mind multi questions, in fact I find it funny that no one ever notices the fact that they are doing it, and I find that funny. but I notice because I'm the answer guy!

1.) Yes, and as you can see I have gotten some very tough questions in the first month!
(I feel so taxed)

2.) Um, I think I answered that up above. Yep I did.

3.) The more unrelated the better.
The more random the better.
So the answer to this one is betterbetter! (that's my word double dibbs, no take backs)

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

It's all on you JAG

JAG wants to know a little more about the answer guy (who can blame her right).

For her I'm an open book (I didn't say it was a good read, come on stop laughing at me, you will hurt my felling, yes I only have 1). anyway on to the question!

JAG asks,
Q: How are you still single?

A: I think that it is because of my head; You know all the scars on it.... What you say you didn't
know. Well JAG you should. Every time I'm serenading you out side your bed room window, Someone throws a boot at me and screams something about a cat in heat!

The funny thing is I can never find a cat out there, or do I ever hear one!
But I always get hit by the boot, it has scared me for life.

I hope this clears it up for you!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

More to do with Apples!

Ok, here is an Apple question from M & M.

Q: Have I tested the theory of "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away"?.

I think I know where she got this idea (hint look 2 posts down).
But she must not remember the thing with me and Apple!
But here we go anyway!


A: No I have not!, I can't eat apples for 2 more months,
And if you were a true reader of my blogs you would know about all the apple trouble I have had lately. So I ask YOU my dear M & M, if you had the same history would you!.

Try me in a couple months when I can do the research for my self, For that is the only way I can trust the results!

I hope that this frustrates you

2nd new plater in a row!

And this guy I like! I have been keeping an eye on his blog...and his comments waiting for the all important "?" and to day I got 2.

These came from the post below!
Q: 1 If 17 of them got pregnant won't they be seeing a doctor?

Good point but.....

A: No they have these things called E.P.T.'s you don't have to see a doctor to find out you are with child! What happens after the study can't be factored in.

Q: And when you got shot at .... If the bullet hit you wouldn't you be seeing a doctor?

This one I can't believe he asked ( he is a smart guy really).

A: The key word in the question is "IF". They didn't so I needed no doctor.
(I'm skinny and they were bad shots)

So that should set the record straight.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

A new player from a new place

Introducing Kateka, a long time friend and a first time player!
This question comes from myspace (that's right the answer man knows no boundaries).

Q: Does a kiss a day keep the Doctor away?

Again I had to do a long STUDy on this, it took like 2 weeks to compile all the data!
(I really hate this part of the job, but I did it because the truth must be known!)

A: I went out and kissed the same 200 women every day for two weeks.
here are the results:
17 of them ended up pregnant
22 moved away
My house was egged 4 times
T.P.ed twice
And I got shot at twice
But not one got sick so YES IT DOES!!

Thanks for playing

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Humuor as a selling point?


M & M has another question for me!


Q: Why do smoothie manufactures consider humour a decent tool for selling their drink ?


Sorry it took so long to get the answer for this question! I had to rock 2 computers at the same time to get to the truth of this!. Now understand that as I was attempting to retrieve this info

they were trying to hide it from me. (they didn't know what they were up against) And that's why the 2 computers were needed!

O.K. this is what I found out.


A: there is a secrete society that runs around all over the planet gathering information about all sorts of things. Once a year they meet in a secrete meeting place called "the secrete meeting place" where they compile all this data and make earth shattering decisions.

Here are there biggest ones to date! (remember you read these at your own risk)


1,) We will call our secrete meeting place the "secrete meeting place"


2.) Some country's will drive on the right side of the road, some on the wrong!.


3.) we will call Tomato's a fruit and not a veggie!


4.) we will remove all the blood spewing baby killing adds from smoothies and place humour there instead. that should keep people from buying them!.


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sundays Question for you #3

OK I have a good one for you this week! So get out the thinking cap!

Q: Why is it that the drink V-8's main ingredient (tomato) is a fruit,
shouldn't it be called V-7+1F?

Come on now i want some good ones this time a round!

post your answers under the comments!

please clear this up for me.

YES AND NO ?

M & M has come up with yet another good question! (she is getting good at this...and only one this time I'm so proud! lol)

Q: Does time really fly?

A: In a way yes and no!
Let me explain: Yes time flies if you say throw a time piece, or
take a flight and ware a watch, then I guess you could say it flies.
But time is not like sound or light! you can't see or hear it.
Why is that you ask, well that's why I'm here!
The reason for this is time is a man made concept.
It is what we use to give a tag to an idea.

I hope that this is less confusing for you than it is me!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Parkway Shmarkway

Now let me inform you all about this question, I was asked to submit a question on
another blog whom I wont mention their name we will just call this blogger umm JAG.
This blogger asked for us HER readers for 10 questions. I thought I was being kind in
only submitting one! (boy was I wrong). Now I have to answer my own question, and I'm sure a few others that HER readers put up! But do I mind NO! for not only do I love to give the answers and do the research I enjoy helping HER out (you see she has issues)
OK here we go!

Q: Where in the hell do they call Highways, Parkways?

This wasn't the question that I asked but I will get to that in a minute.

A: Anywhere, where a PUBLIC HIGHWAY (as apposed to a Private highway) has a wide stretch
of grassy area on both sides and often divided by a grassy median!.

Now that wasn't the question I asked her so before she figures that out I will answer it also!

The question was, Q: why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

See she does get confused easily.

A: Because we Americans are NUTS, we do strange things like spell comb with a "B"?
We call buildings, buildings and they are built, done, finished?
We call a blog a blog. When we should call it "Ramblings of people with nothing better to do"

but I guess the real reason is because we can and no one can stop us! God bless this crazy country!!


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pink is hot, Is pink not!

The missing JAG is back, And she is HOT (take that how you want)
She needs some help with the color PINK, for her I have gone to great lengths
to retrieve the information she is in need of! (really I had sweat on my brow and everything)

So here we go!

Q: 1 Why is it when you search Google for (a word I wont use here.......JAG) Flamingos,
PINK panter comes up?

A: Because Google search sucks that's why!
if you use windows live search (as I did in my researching of this) you get 3,470,000
results. and I looked at the first 70 and they were all on flamingos!

Q: 2 Is there something I'm missing?

A: YES, The "H" in panther in the 1st question! (I couldn't help it)

Q: 3 Are flamingos and freaking panthers (with an "H") in the same category. ? help me help you (uh OK)

A: Well, yes in a way! I did some very deep research on this (this is where the sweat thing came in). According to what I could find, here is the all knowing answer (from the all knowing answer guy). Flamingos, Panthers (with an "H") and Cadillacs say that PINK is in. But the strange thing about this is none are truly PINK! (yes I know you did not know this, just let me finish) now as I was saying. A Cadillac must be painted PINK. The PINK panther (again with an "H") is a cartoon character and there for not real. And a Flamingo is really white!, It is their diet that turns there feathers PINK. If you change their diet they will go back to being white.


I hope that this clears it up for you.

Monday, August 25, 2008

2nd 1st, 1st 2nd

Dear M & M, I just thought I would let you know that "Nanny" learned the first time! (lol)
But I really like you so its OK! I'm going to do these backwards just because!

2nd Q: when will companies realise that customers don't like overseas call centres? (centers, here in the US).

2nd A: They have learned, they just don't care. they can have a room full of people in B.F.E.
for what they would pay 1 person here!. They care about one thing only $$$!, The thing that gets me is that I have received a lot of feed back on this post but no one has noticed that Apple is doing this on purpose! They created the damn thing! they know its making your ipod crash!
and they are leaving it out there!.

I think their thought is "if it crashes then they will buy a new one" this is B.S.


1st Q: Is it fixed now?(my ipod)

1st A: well........Every time I plug it in it wants to update. I click the box that says "Don't ask again" but it does!. Half the songs I put in aren't there!

I am about to take it back and tell them to shove the ipod up their 1439!

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Deer in the head lights



Q: When you see one of those road sign's with a deer on it warning you that deer might be crossing the road, How do the people who put the sign there know that deer are going to cross at that point and not a 1/2 mile up the road?.


This is a long question, for which there is a long answer!


A: Here it i s the Oregon dept. of transportation (ODOT) that puts up the sign's.

They are very selective on where they are placed. (as you don't see them near "watch for falling rock" sign's.)

Here is what it takes to decide where the sign should be placed!


1.) It has to be placed on a road that has proven deer traffic.

2.) There needs to be deer sign in the area (as in deer trails,deer droppings, old antlers and or skeletal remains)

3.) The deer have to sign a contract that states that they will not hold ODOT responsible for any accidents out side of the marked area's. (fawns must be accompanied by an adult at all times)



I hope that this clears it up for you.

Desperation !

O.K. I'm going to take it easy on......Lets call her "Nanny" for she unknowingly replied to a request of mine, and used the dreaded "?" at the end of her sentence. ( I did reply back and informed her that, that meant I would be answering it,....That is what I do.) I also want more
players and don't want to scare her off!. So here is the answer she is needing!

Q: Yes!, Yes!, a thousand times YES!, or would that sound too desperate?

A: Yes!, Yes!, a thousand time YES!, does sound a bit desperate. But we are bloggers,
we need all of the readers and comments we can get. (if any of you have trackers installed you know what I mean...HUH M & M) We should go out and get a life but then what would we do with our blogs, and the person that reads it....Oops I'm mean all the people that read them!.

Thanks for playing Nanny, do come back PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE........

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday's Question 4 U

Q: Why do they put signs on the side of the road telling you to
"Watch for falling rock" When you should be watching the road!

For any new readers please post your answers on the comments.

Well I'm waiting (picture me standing there tapping my foot)

Friday, August 22, 2008

Road side flowers?

2 from you know who!

Q: Why do people leave flowers at the side of the road or on a bench to commemorate
someone who has died?

A good question, I have a = answer!

A: It was brought to the U.S. by the Mexicans, They believe that when some one dies in a
car crash or drive by or other unnatural way that every year on that day they return to that place.
The flowers are to let them know that they are still missed and loved.

Then this was under the Question; We wouldn't put flowers on a hospital bed!
DUHHHHHHHH, come on how long does a hospital bed stay empty. That would be like tossing them in the river...wave at it and say bye!,

OK I bet she will be more careful on her closing statements after this (you don't have to I love it really)

Q: Is that the question I was supposed to ask?

A: It wasn't a question you were supposed to ask. It was a question that needed to be answered!
Remember the only stupid question is the one you don't ask. Its just some are smarter than others!

I hope that this clears it up for you.

One for Google

O.K. This one was one I was working on when M & M asked me about it (yes I'm getting scared we 2 think alike too much)

Q: How to get on to your blog without your analytics counting you?

A: I believe that if you sign in to your Analytics home page then click on your accounts
then to blogger, then to your blog that you can get in under the radar. But like me you have 2 or
more blogs so you will have to sign out then back in and go to the next blog.

But look at it this way if you do it like 10 times a day the other way your numbers will go up!
Hell it looks good on the screen.!

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

What will we do when WHAT?

M & M Wants to know....so here we go!

Q: What will we do when there's no more questions?

A: Its not just that we will never run out of questions, Hell you
wont ever run out of questions, (I know this fer sure man!)
The only time Any human will have no questions is after they
pass through the pearly gates.

Of course I have a very limited amount of questions that's why I
give the answers. But even I have questions...every Sunday.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Where did Peter come from?

M&M Has come up with SOME very good questions (we are going to get her to learn how to count real soon)

Now I'm going to start handling these multiple questions a little differently.
I will put just one question up then answer it. Then go to the next.
(I think it was getting to hard for her to keep up)
So here we go!

Q:1 Why do we say Petered out?

A: 1 Because that is what your Mum and Dad would say, and you picked it up from them.
(Yes she really couldn't figure that one out)

Q:2 Was Peter someone who just kept fading away?.

I'm glad that when this question came to her she turned to me! with my vast knowledge of all things for the answer.

A:2 The saying as far back as my research goes came from a man named Peter Paisley.
He was a street sweeper by trade in a small un-named town in the UK. He actually gave us 2 phrases. (I being the nice guy I am will show you both)
The one in question "Petered out" came from the fact that while Peter would be working he would fall asleep leaning on his broom. The town folk soon started saying any time that some one was tired that they were "Petered out". Now as for the second phrase, We all know that when you wake up from your sleep the first thing you do is go to the bathroom. And peter was no different than you and I. But since they had already given the name "Peter" to being tired, They had to call this something else. So now when we need to go to the bathroom after being all "Petered out" we say I have to go "P.P.". The un-named towns people seen that this man Peter Paisley was going to make them famous so in turn they named this town Paisley.

M&M Of all people I thought that you would of known this one. (now where in the UK is it you live ?)

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Could be due to a lizard!

JAG has come up with a very good question, one that I had to really
do some deep research on. But I feel I have got the answer you have been
needing. (JAG I have another one I will e-mail you later)

Q: Did the word "horny" come from horny toad?
( for those of you that don't know a horny toad is a lizard that lives in Austin Texas)

A: YES; Because the only thing we humans have in common with this lizard,
is we are always chasing tail!

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Take five and e-mail me in the morning !

M&M has answered my question......Well sort of!
She likes playing this game A LOT!

OK here we go! She answered my question by giving me 5 more ( Which is enough ammo for me to bring the house down around her ears.....but will I)

Q:1 The day of rest?

Q:2 Who actually get rest on a Sunday?

Q:3 If it were truly a day of rest would we like the day better?

Q:4 Is it not true that although God rested on Sunday, he did not go back to work on Monday?

Q:5 Did you notice that I answer this entire question with question's (plug your ears!)


A:1 Yes "most" religions believe that on the 7th day (Sunday) God rested. (Although some feel that this day was Saturday.)

A:2 I do!

A:3 Again I do!

A:4 Sure he did, he (and you did notice I said HE) had to start listening to peoples dumb questions first thing Monday morning .....Hmmm it's Monday morning and I'm dealing with questions ........NAAAAAAA.

And now for the BIG number 5

A: I did notice that I have already gotten a weeks worth of questions ( I believe that we talked about mutable questions before) from you in one day. ( I think it is going to be a long week) But have failed to find one answer! BAD MONKEY BAD!. And I was so counting on you!.
But since you helped me score points with my lady "Friend" over there, all I will say is, YES I DID. LMAOROTFPMP.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

An answer for the blues!/Your turn


OK, This is how I'm going to fight the Sunday blues for my readers.

After all this is to be fun!


Now it's your turn I'll ask a question every Sunday, and you post your answers in the comments.

Fair enough. (Well sure it is that's why I said it!)


OK here we go!

Q: Besides having to go to work on Monday! why do we hate Sundays so bad when they call it the day of rest?


I thought it would be a fitting question to get this started!

Friday, August 15, 2008

M&M you got kucky with this one!

M&M you almost got a spanking via the web on this one.
But you saved your self! (you will never know how lucky you are)
by sending the correct question on that second comment.
I almost did not open it before responding...DAMN but I did.
This is also a question I thought would have been asked a long
time ago. Its about time we are getting them out of the way.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make
any noise.?

Now before I answer this I do want to say that you do work
in Education up there right! (notice the ! is not a ? hence a statement not a question)


A: The answer is YES IT DOES, it has been proven.
Discovery Chanel has a documentary out called Planet Earth.
Very good have watched it 3 or 4 times. They put a camera (hidden)
in the rain forest and caught it on film (with sound).
This sells for bout (which is the U K word for about) $80.00 U.S. dollars.
well worth the money!.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Confused/fahrenheit/celsius

M&M is confused about a ......few things. And I'm here to clear some of them up!
First she says her country is confused on there identity. This one will have to
wait in tell I get over there later this year, I will try to find time to set up shop
and help clear this up for you.

Now her question is a rather long one. (the answer is not)

Q: I was under the impression that the U.S.A were imperial type of people,
yet when you (I) mentioned the temperature you (I) used Fahrenheit. Is that not the metric value.
(yes she really asked this, I'm not making it up)

A: NO, The metric value is CELSIUS.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Copy and paste

JAG is having one of those days, she needs the help from the master so here we go;

Q: How in the world do you copy and paste into blogger?

One of these days you are going to stump me (just not today)

When you need to copy and paste some thing in to blogger it is easy after the first time.
First go find what it is you want inserted, Then call your sister Terry and ask her to do it for you. Remember you will need to give her your password.

I hope that this clears it up for you

Where to if not hell

JAG asks; If you are in hell and were mad at some one where would you tell them to go?

A very good question, but again one I know something about. here it is....Drum roll please


A: TEXAS, the next worse place. (its where the Devil takes his holidays)

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Question avoided.....I think NOT! (Oh m&M)

My dear M & M, the only way to avoid a question, is not to mention it all together!
Just because the way form something to pen does not mean I can't get the hint
that you need further clarification. (you will learn this today).

The fact that YOU are not aware the the word "bloke" was a British term,
does not mean that it's not a British term. Although it is used in Australia,
Australia Was populated by the British (that is where you sent all your undesirables,
which I still can't figure out. You should of switched it to leaving them there and you go to the land of the sun.) (but that's just me). Sorry got off track.

Then the use of "bestest" and "bloke" in my post in your comments,
being some kind of hidden way to bolster myself up. (you make me laugh)
I had to stop and try to figure out how you could come up with that one.
(this is where you need to stop and look at my profile photo). I am a middle
aged man if I was going to do something like that I would of used proper (American) English!
And since I am bolder than bold print there would have been no "question" about what I
was meaning. Thank you very much!.

Now for the "real" question;
Q: Where do I consider to be the best part of the U.S.A. ?
M&M If you wanted to know where I lived you could of just asked that. (silly girl)
The best place to live here in the U.S.A. (you have looked at the photo's on my other blog right)
for me is central Oregon (also known as the high desert) the winters are beautiful (cold)
but the spring, summer and fall are to die for!. (plus it's 5,400 miles from the nearest "bloke".

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The question I've been waiting for!

O.K. I've been waiting for this question, I thought I would of gotten it the first day.

And now music monkey shall be referred to as M & M. (I like this one)
so without further ado here is the question............................................
M & M asks: What should I ask next ? (O.K. the question I was waiting for didn't have the word "next" but that's close enough)

A: I put 1 limit on the questions that can be asked, I just want them to be clean
enough for a 11 year old to read. (that is the age of the youngest reader that I know I
have). They can be about anything, I try to put some truth in the answers, as in your
1st or should I say second question. Adrinocortical-carcinoma does cause facial hair growth.

I will always try to put some humor in for that is the main point of this. I'm just not
always able to be funny ( I blame my childhood, teachers, siblings,drugs,friends and the government for this) but I try.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Right/wrong can we ever know

JAG asks
Q: Did I do that right ?

A short and to the point question that I shall draw the answer out as much as possible.

A: Right is a relative term, did you give the info out correctly , I believe so.
Did you do it in a timely manner, again I believe so.
But when you signed off you said this,
Ken's personal secretary.
Now that was worded incorrectly.
It should of read like this, Ken's "favorite" personal secretary.
( I was going to say some thing else but after the picture thing I didn't want to push my luck! )

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Ahh a new player !

Music Monkey wants to play !

O.K. first you asked 2 questions (that is O.K. just don't make it a habit)

Q: 1 So if it is O.K. I'd like to ask a question.

Q: 2 Why is it that as some women get older and develop this facial hair, (please see previous post) They seem to be blind to the fact that they could beat Tom Sellek in a hairy man contest.

A: 1 Yes you may, all are welcome to play.

A: 2 They could not beat Tom Sellek in a hairy man contest, for they are women!.
But...Sometimes this over abundance of facial hair is caused by a rare cancer called Adrinocortical-carcinoma. Which causes the estrogen levels to go off the chart.

Or it could be that they do know it's there and are blaming their Ex-husbands for it (and everything else they don't like) and decided to leave it so men would leave them alone (and this works rather well).

I hope that this clears it up for you.

A two part answer

Q: Why when we get older, do men get
ear (and nose) hair and women get chin hair.


A: Pt. 1 As we get older (and I know this does not include you JAG or FOWC)
our hormones and estrogen levels change, causing hair to grow in places we
did not (and don't want) have before. in most cases this is normal, but
your doctor may have some options for you.

A: Pt. 2 God, the all mighty and all powerful has a crappy since of humor.
He's a just sittin up there laughin at us.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Ahh JAG my bestest costomer

Q: Why do people yell when they say "I'm not yelling" ?

Well I feel I am more than qualified to answer ( I have 2 ex- wives...
I know I can't believe it either)

A: Usually when one is asked to stop yelling, they are already upset. And when asked to stop they want to show you that they maybe loud but they are still able to get louder. I know that I have never got to the limit of loudness (if that is a word?)
yet, and would always kick it up a notch when asked to stop.

O.K. here is the truth "WE ARE MEN, WE ARE ASS HOLES, AND THERE ISN'T A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT SO JUST GET OVER IT DAMN"

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Hell I don't know how to tital this !

OK now to save time "just A Girl" will now be called JAG!
in the long run it will save me time that I could use doing
something productive, Like making sure I have the lights on at 4: 00 am
and I am commenting on her posts.

Here are her latest THREE
Q 1 What is a tracker ...I can't wait.

Q 2 Is this where I tell her to go to my ask blog ....MMMMM!

Q 3 Me a serial double poster ...UHHHHHH.....................................................

O. K. here we go!

A 1 It is a add on that will let you see where your visits are coming from and how they got there. (I will e-mail you more info un-like FWC I share what I know)

A 2 YES DUHHH

A 3 II don't don't know know what what you you are are talking talking about about.

I hope that this clears it up for you.

Another Q: from Just a girl

Q: what did I master?

She makes these so easy for me (bless her heart)

A: Dear Just a girl, All you have to do to find the answer is to READ YOUR BLOG.
you are the grand master of Texas humor. If anyone ever ask me who is the funniest
person in Texas is, Well hands down its you. I'm thinking of doing a who's the funniest blogger ever survey soon and I know your name will be there fer sure girl.

I hope that this clears it up for you!

Monday, August 4, 2008

just a girl ?

Just a girl asks "Why didn't I win the damn lottery"

A: I sent you an e-mail and explained it in there but I will do here just for you.
You said we could only give you 1 # soooooo I only gave you 1. you need six to be the big winner DUHHH. I hope that this clears it up for you.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Here is the first one

Y@Y asks: Why

I think Y@Y is asking why I started this blog!

The answer is, for fun and I needed to do something that took up 5 minutes of my day!

I hope this clears it up for you.

Here it is

You ask the ? and I give the answers (all clean please). the answers will be right (sometimes) and fun most of the time.
I have been thinking of doing this for awhile,and now its done. If it works I will keep it up. So ask away we will be watching (we as in me, myself and I)

Thanks