What we do 4 you

Well another first here at at the ask blog!
I have gotten questions posted here and on my other blog, via e-mail, even on myspace but this question came via a text message! My public loves me....( that's why I don't even get 1 question a day...they don't want to wear me out) Oh the love!!!

Here's the question;

Q: Why do women usually live longer than men?

A: Because we men as a rule do most of the hard labor ( yes I know you push out the kids) and at least as much of the stress work in our day to day lives. But we don't mind bending over backwards, pampering you to no end. It gives us such a great joy to end our pathetic little lives sooner just to please you.

I hope that this clears it up for you.