SOMS has come up with a question that has the world on the edge of its seat.
And now I will answer the question and put it to rest once and for all.
See if the world leaders would of come to me with this we would of moved on a long time ago.
So here it is.
Q: Is global warming real or not?
A: Okay, first hell no - Warming, I don't know about where you live but last winter started in Sept. and lasted in tell June. that don't sound like warming. That sounds like global cooling!. And of course I have an easy fix for this. All we need to do is get everyone who is old enough to play with a bic lighter out side every morning and lite it up. If they would hold it out there in tell they burn (not bad just that they would drop it) fingers that would reverse the effects of the global COOLING. Then I will feel more like a young man my bones wont ache from the cold.
I hope that this clears it up for you.
It's been so long...
8 years ago