Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Is it getting warm out here?

SOMS has come up with a question that has the world on the edge of its seat.
And now I will answer the question and put it to rest once and for all.
See if the world leaders would of come to me with this we would of moved on a long time ago.

So here it is.
Q: Is global warming real or not?

A: Okay, first hell no - Warming, I don't know about where you live but last winter started in Sept. and lasted in tell June. that don't sound like warming. That sounds like global cooling!. And of course I have an easy fix for this. All we need to do is get everyone who is old enough to play with a bic lighter out side every morning and lite it up. If they would hold it out there in tell they burn (not bad just that they would drop it) fingers that would reverse the effects of the global COOLING. Then I will feel more like a young man my bones wont ache from the cold.

I hope that this clears it up for you.


Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Well, I'm so glad this issue has finally been settled. Maybe now everyone will shut up about it and move on to more important things like learning how to write ransom notes.

Ken said...

And I give lessons on tuesday and thursdays from 10:00 am to 12:00 pm
space is limited sign up early.

diana said...

well, thank you. i'm glad you cleared that up for me. i feel so much better now about not recycling, using plastic bags, using hair spray that shoots something or rather straight up to the ozone, and basically... being a long way from being green.


Music Monkey said...

I have a lovely image of people all over the world outside with their bic lighters. It's like a freaky Michael Jackson video!
Roll on hot summers!

Trixie said...

I don't have a bic lighter, I have a poppell one. Will that do?

Ken said...

I guess, I have like 20 Zippo lighters.....I quit smoking 3 months ago I plan on using one in each hand!