Tuesday, September 2, 2008

A new player from a new place

Introducing Kateka, a long time friend and a first time player!
This question comes from myspace (that's right the answer man knows no boundaries).

Q: Does a kiss a day keep the Doctor away?

Again I had to do a long STUDy on this, it took like 2 weeks to compile all the data!
(I really hate this part of the job, but I did it because the truth must be known!)

A: I went out and kissed the same 200 women every day for two weeks.
here are the results:
17 of them ended up pregnant
22 moved away
My house was egged 4 times
T.P.ed twice
And I got shot at twice
But not one got sick so YES IT DOES!!

Thanks for playing

I hope that this clears it up for you.

1 comment:

Practically Joe said...

If 17 of them got pregnant ... won't they be seeing a doctor? And when you got shot at ... if the bullet hit you ... wouldn't you be seeing a doctor?