It's all on you JAG

JAG wants to know a little more about the answer guy (who can blame her right).

For her I'm an open book (I didn't say it was a good read, come on stop laughing at me, you will hurt my felling, yes I only have 1). anyway on to the question!

JAG asks,
Q: How are you still single?

A: I think that it is because of my head; You know all the scars on it.... What you say you didn't
know. Well JAG you should. Every time I'm serenading you out side your bed room window, Someone throws a boot at me and screams something about a cat in heat!

The funny thing is I can never find a cat out there, or do I ever hear one!
But I always get hit by the boot, it has scared me for life.

I hope this clears it up for you!