FFEJ your answers are in

Jeff has a few questions for me (5) and I have 4 answers for him. I am so clever I can answer 5 with 4.

1. What the hell?
A: Exactly, WHAT THE HELL IN DEED!

Here is where I pull the fast one, 2 questions 1 answer.
2. I was just wondering whats up?
3. Why wont they play the game?

A: I think they are intimidated by the gravity of it all!

4.Why did man put turn signals on cars?

A:To inform us when they were going to turn way to close in front of us.

Was it just to piss us off, or was there a purpose?

A: Yes there was/is a purpose, and that is to piss us off (is it working)